What can we say about Gibraltar? We originally had no intention of going there, and had been told "it's just a big rock with some monkeys and a lot of shops." We were in Málaga, heading for Cádiz, and Gibraltar is in between, so why not? Well, change the description to "it's a really, really big rock with lots of very beautiful and entertaining monkeys, lots of shops, and incredible views" and it'd be closer to our impression.
On our first glimpse, from the bus, we were awed. It's really not a rock, but a small mountain -- one that would be unremarkable in a mountain's normal setting, among other mountains -- but this one just crops out of nowhere. There's nothing around it but the sea and the flat, low peninsula that connects it to the mainland. Because of its height (check back later for the number or look it up yourself), it has a substantial impact on the local weather. The orographic lifting of the warm, moist winds off the Mediterranean caused the windward side to be shrouded in clouds, while the other side (the harbor, and most of the city) were in bright sunshine.
We had a room in La Línea, Spain, and crossed the border on foot. (The mainland is Spain; Gibraltar is a British protectorate.) This meant walking through a cursory immigration check and across the airport's landing strip, which crosses the narrow part of the peninsula at a right angle. (During WWII, the allies dug out huge portions of the rock for fortifications, Ike's command post, and water collection, and used the rubble to construct the airfield.) We took the cable car to the top and, after enjoying the views and taking many photos, had our introduction to the monkeys (actually Barbary apes) in a rather startling and uncomfortable manner.
We were climbing the stairs to the upper level of the observatory, when we happened upon a mother ape with her baby. Most of the apes, being accustomed to having tons of people around, are very nonchalant and seemingly indifferent about humans, but this mom suddenly went into offspring-protection mode. We decided discretion was the better part of valor, and started back down the steps. Unfortunately, from our position on the landing, and hers at the top, we couldn't go anywhere without getting closer to her and her baby. After many false charges and much posturing, she actually jumped onto my head. If I hadn't been wearing my hooded sweatshirt, she might have wreaked terminal damage on my scalp and ears. About that time, another man, ignoring my warnings, started up the stairs, and she turned her attention to him. Eventually, he and I managed to get back down, but Lynn was stuck on the landing. The mom followed me down and made another charge. In self defense, I kicked her in the head, which distracted her enough so that Lynn could escape. After that, we gave the apes a wide berth, and were the more appalled at the tourists ignoring the signs and feeding them. One guy had one sitting on his head, while encouraging his two-year-old son to feed it.
Fortunately, the rest of our visit was less traumatic. We walked almost all the way around the rock, and took the bus the rest of the way. This was and amusing experience. The bus was an ancient 16-seater with about 25 passengers. We started chugging up the hill, at a snail's pace, wondering if the old crate would ever gain enough momentum to reach the top. Finally, after several blocks, it got to where the engine seemed not to be laboring quite so much, at which point the driver shifted to a higher gear, and the chugging resumed.
In addition to the amazing geography and the amazing apes, we thoroughly enjoyed talking to the citizens. Being British subjects living at the tip of Spain, they, by necessity, have the good fortune of growing up bilingual. The official language is English, but there are many Spaniards who work there who speak little or no English.